In the beginning, Jacker changeth the heaven and the earth. The earth was without form and totally lame ; and darkness was upon the face of the deep as the media had sold out and art and music were representeth falsely. And the spirit of Jacker moved upon the face of the wankers. And Jacker said, « Let there be free magazines » : and there were free magazines. And Jacker saw that Independent Hip Hop was good. And Jacker divideth the Independent from the commercial which he calleth The Darkness. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And Jacker said : Let there be a firmament between those who do the scooter and those who skate. And Jacker made the firmament and calleth it Style. And this was the second day. Jacker saw that colour was good, and separated it from the grey. He calleth the colour graffiti, and the grey, concrete. Thus there was a street, and a can : and this was the first bombing. It was the third day. On the fourth day Jacker said : Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seeds, and big fat juicy buds that the faithful may light in my name. And it was so. And Jacker createth man. He giveth him a tool the size of a candlestick and a pair of balls liken unto the balls of the Pétanque. And then Jacker created the kitty that playeth with the balls. And on the 6th day Jacker realised that you couldn’t see shit, and so created the day and the night. And for the night, he createth a place where his children would give themselves to vices and mega bass whilst imbibing alcohol. Thus there was a party, and, an after-party. On the 7th day, he riseth not, being too hung over from the night before, and he rested on the 7th day from all his work which he had made. And Jacker blessed the 7th day and sanctified it. But he sent out Moses anyway to work the stands to make sure that no one fucked with his cash. Blessed be the man who in good cheer, and in the name of the Street is like a shepherd unto the ignorant and foolish, who he guideth away from the valley of the shadows of the mainstream, for he is his brother’s keeper, and the savior of lost sheep. Amen.